I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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