dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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