I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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