Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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