This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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