Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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