Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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