I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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