Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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