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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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