office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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