all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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