you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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