I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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