It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
