Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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