But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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