i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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