The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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