his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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