I'm jealous of your bromance
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.