i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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