I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
