We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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