I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I bet he comes in French.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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