Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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