hotel room ftw
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The beer is more important than you right now.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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