It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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