I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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