Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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