I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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