Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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