Please, let me fuck your mom
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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