Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
