People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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