I just cut my nipple shaving
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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