Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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