is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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