It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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