honey bunches of taint.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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