Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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