You work out of a Hotel?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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