so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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