: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She is in my trunk
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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