Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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