Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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