I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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