quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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