I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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