If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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