It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The ass gains better be worth it
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