The maid of honor just puked.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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